Things “The Breakfast Club” taught us
There are so many things we can learn from the beloved 80s movie, “The Breakfast Club,” none of which is applicable in real life, nor is it useful in any way. Here’s some insight anyway.
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Why all my clothes shrunk. Obviously, someone is committing crimes against my wardrobe.
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What the what?
Cliches that make no sense and why they make me want to poke my eyes out.
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Wanna read my latest posts?
It’s probably going to make you spit Diet Coke out of your nose, so I’d put your drink down if I were you…
Read the blog!
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Lovable Disaster…
I never intend to offend, although I suppose that’s an inevitable side effect. My posts are to be read as light hearted rantings. They are also intended to be read in an emphatic voice with unnecessary hand gestures.
So enjoy, and try to withhold judgment. Nevermind. You can totally judge.
About me…
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I’m Legit!
I was featured on BlogHer, which is awesome – go read where all my greatness has gone.
Read all about it!
Dear Diary: an entry from Mailman Ricardo
The diary entry from our new mailman and his first day on the job. His thoughts about who I am based upon my house and the mail I receive are funny, yet a little sad.
Doctor or “Doctor?”
Lawyers have Juris Doctorates, yet they aren’t called doctors. I investigate this travesty further and point out some doctor-imposters.