I’m Legit – Published Works

lipstick on teeth pin upBOOKS!  I’M IN BOOKS!

“I Just Want To Be Alone,” March 2014

“‘You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth’ and Other Things You’ll Only Hear from Your Friends In the Powder Room,” August 2013

Blunt Moms

How To Know You’ve Been Spending Too Much Time At The Pool

The Fat Girl’s Guide To The Pool

Top 10 Ways to Get Out of Exercise


Children’s books that don’t exist–but should!:  March 15, 2013

Nine Weird Facts About Zumba Instructors:  March 31, 2013

Why I’m Rabidly Jealous of David Hasselhoff:  May 8, 2013

Book Storage Online

What’s At The Bottom Of Every Woman’s Purse

Would You Hire These Guys?  Honest Moving Gompany Slogans

What’s In The Kardashians’ Storage Unit

How To Pack For The Move And How We Actually Do It

What The Contents of Your Makeup Bag Says About You

10 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Movers Say

A Guide To Packing For A Weekend In Las Vegas


What The 13 Best College Movies Taught Us To Expect From Higher Learning

This Is Your Brain On Drugs: The 11 Best PSAs You Should Just Say Yes To

Robin Williams’ Depression Matters, Especially To Those Of Us Who’ve Attempted Suicide 

The Daily Record

Say What?November 23, 2012

Be Careful What You Wish ForOctober 26, 2012

If Lawyers Had Oscars…: March 1, 2013

My Secretary, the Superhero:  March 29, 2013

The Real Deposition Rules, February, 2014

Elite Daily

17 Life Lessons I Learned From ‘Breaking Bad’

Why The Michael Brown Shooting Should Urge St. Louis To Change Its Culture Viewpoints

Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop

If Loving Him Is Wrong…

Just want to be alone 3dHamilton County Herald

Tone Deaf: September 2014

Back To School Lists For Lawyers: August 15, 2014

Seminars: The Lawyers’ Summer CampJune 22, 2012

Are You Sure You Want to Reply All?April 27, 2012

Doctor Or “Doctor?March 30, 2012

Silence Of The Hands: March 02, 2012

A Tale Of Two PartiesDecember 16, 2011

Hello Giggles

Why it’s best to be the fattest person at the gym:  February 25, 2013

Huffington Post

Keeping The ‘Happy’ In Happy Birthday

How To Be Supportive When A Friend Is Seriously Ill

Humor Outcasts.com

Various articles

In The Powder Room.com

Various articles

"I want to read more, Lisa." --This dog I found on Flickr.

“I want to read more, Lisa.” –This dog I found on Flickr.


The Rules Of Evidence Made EasyJanuary 13, 2012

The Holidays: A Time for Playing Nice… And Eating PeanutsJanuary 4, 2013 

Be Careful What You Wish ForOctober 26, 2012 

You Get What You Pay For: October 12, 2012 

Not One ‘Fore’ GolfSeptember 14, 2012 

My ‘Trip’ To The Courthouse And The Dangers Of Dressing FashionablyAugust 17, 2012

The Loss of a Gallbladder Can Equal a Change in Perspective: February 1, 2013

Sinuses and Statutes:  May 3, 2013

My Super Secret/Superhero Identity:  May 24, 2013


This lady can't get enough of my stuff.

This lady can’t get enough of my stuff.

An Eye-Popping Witness: June 21, 2013

Lawyer Watching:  An Entertaining Passtime:  July 19, 2013

A Painful and Unexpected Breakup: September 13, 2013

Ring! Ring!  Don’t Answer That! Creative Punishments for Cell Phone Use in Court: October 11, 2013

What They Should Really Teach in Law School, November 8, 2013

What I Want for Christmas, December 20, 2014

Needing to Leave My Leave?, January 21, 2014

Making Waivers at The Pool, June 20, 2014

Mental Health Practitioner’s Guide to HIV/AIDS

Legal Issues For The HIV-Infected Client2013

Missouri Lawyer’s Weekly

Everything I need to know about being a lawyer I learned in kindergarten: 2012


A Back-To-School Contract For Your Kids

Top 9 Life Lessons I’ve Learned From ‘Clueless’

Prepare For ALL The Summer BBQs With This One Easy Recipe

Top 9 Things I Say Most Often On The Phone

5 Everyday Yoga Poses For Moms

 What Your Choice Of Dinner Says About You

Top 9 Things Not To Say In A Job Interview

All Your Kid’s Behaviors Explained In One Simple Chart

Top 9 Ways Preschool Is Like A Winery

The 10 Commandments of Toddlers

What A Phrase Means In Your 20s Versus In Your 30s

Schedule For Flossing Your Teeth

The Secret World Underneath Your Couch Cushions

Top 9 Things All New Moms Need To Know

Anatomy Of A Temper Tantrum

What Mom Says Versus What Mom Means

How To Tell If You’re Getting Flowers This Valentine’s Day

Top 9 Signs It’s Time For A New Bra

Top 9 Things I’ve Recently Dropped In The Toilet

Which Of These 8 Kids’ Songs Is Most Annoying?

7 Warning Labels Every Board Game Should Come With

Top 9 Similarities Between Juice Boxes And Wine

Top 9 Things I Learned From John Hughes’ Movies

Top 9 Phrases That Will Get Your Husband To Do That House Project

Top 9 Much More Proper Ways To Answer Telemarketer Calls

6 Ways You Can Spot A Non-Mom At The Gym

Improve Your Work Life With This Boss-To-Human Translator

Other Various Pieces 


What Those Wedding Vows Really Mean

10 Reasons Water Parks Are Just Like Bars

What The Flicka?

I Love My Hairy Children

8 Signs You Need To Clean Your House

Am-Bushed At The Beach: A Harrowing Tale Of Shock And Humor

Goodbye Summer

Your Tango.com

I Broke Up With My Best Friend (And Maybe You Should, Too)

Am I A Loser Because Nobody Ice Bucket Challenged Me?

The Most Realistic Back-To-School Shopping List You’ll Ever See

I Went 30 Days Without Makeup And Yikes! Never Again

Confession: I Sleep With Teenaged Boys–But It’s Not What You Think

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