It’s Tuesday even though it feels like Monday.  It’s a good thing we have another Tinder Tuesday! This week’s guy is a fan of my hometown, STL and is representing it via hat…even if the rest of the photo is less than stellar.

5-pound woman's weight

This guy looks like a serious toolbox.  As if that needed to be said, but I felt compelled anyway.

Let’s start with the weights to the left.  I see there is one dumbbell in the background.  Theoretically the other weight is behind his shoulder, but theoretically this isn’t a one-room apartment over his grandma’s garage.

Week 10 of Tinder TuesdaysI love the kettle ball sitting in the middle of the room.  I suspect it’s there to impress us, but I really think it’s there because he tried to bring it in when he moved into his crib and that’s as far as he could carry it before he gave himself a hernia.

And there it remains until his brother moves in.

I see there is one lone tennis shoes, interestingly walking away from the weights and kettle ball. I doubt that’s a coincidence. However, seeing this one shoe solves a long-time mystery.  Whenever I see a single shoe randomly strewn on the side of the road, I always wonder where the other shoe is.  THAT’S WHERE THE OTHER SHOE IS!

Homeboy also looks like he likes to vacuum, or at least he wants to give that impression with that neon vacuum in the background.   Jeez, guy. We get it.  You own a vacuum. We’re super pumped about it.  Now fire that b*tch up and sweep up that mauve carpet. Grandma likes a tidy apartment.

There’s a laundry basket in the background that suggests he’s fresh and clean, but he forgot to pick up the rest of his dirty clothes off of the floor.  He’s probably only worn those 3 times so he doesn’t think they’re dirty yet and he certainly doesn’t care that they’re on the floor.

We definitely know he didn’t wear them at the gym…or moving that kettle ball.

Pick of the week-Tinder TuesdaysI’m telling myself it’s dirty clothes and it’s not a dirty towel.  I’m telling myself it’s not a dirty towel.  It’s not…

I can’t tell for sure but it looks like on one of those Russian nesting doll tables is a picture frame. It looks like there’s a photo of a baby but it could just be what came with the frame.  I bet he thinks it makes him look cuddly.  It really just makes him look like a pedo.

And is that a rat trap back there by the trash can?  I’m not sure, but Matt swears it is. I’m not sure if rats would make it up the stairs at g’ma’s house house though. If they do, maybe those rats are the ones using those weights.

One thing is for sure, he’s looking for someone to snuggle with in that sweet beige recliner he found at Goodwill.

7 Thoughts on “Tinder Tuesday: 10th Edition

  1. Definitely NOT hot!! Sorry dude, clean ya damn room!! Nothing is sexier than a man that can clean. I think it has even been proven is some “study” that men who clean get laid twice as often…..
    Sarah Kester just rambled about…Cheaper to buy a new car, than tires…….My Profile

  2. That’s where the other shoe is! I’m literally laughing out loud here. Thank you.
    Jenn @ Something Clever 2.0 just rambled about…Thoughts on My Son’s First Day of KindergartenMy Profile

    • Jenn, I love you and it’s not just because we have the same awesome sense of humor. Well, that’s part of it. I’m so glad you got my joke about the other shoe. It’s the FIRST thing I thought when I saw this picture!

  3. Those random side of the road shoes always make me wonder just what happened for it to end up there. I mean, if it’s a kid’s shoe, it’s a little less of a mystery, but adult shoes? Were two people driving down the road having a fight, and the wife/girlfriend said, “Oh yeah? Well, I’ll show you what I think of you sleeping with Doris Fleaspray. Let’s see how you like walking around with only ONE shoe when we get to your mother’s house!” and heaved it out the window? Because seriously, I can’t think of a set of circumstances under which one could “accidentally” hurl a shoe out a moving car window.

    And this guy is creepy.
    qwertygirl just rambled about…The Trouble with WindowsMy Profile

    • You get it! I’ve always wondered what the story is with those lone shoes and I agree that it’s far more suspect when it’s an adult’s shoe. A kid might even throw his own shoe out the window. But an adult? HOW DO THOSE SHOES GET THERE?!

      • TOTALLY. It freaks me out because for the life of me I have no idea how they get there. My kids threw a Grover book out the window once, so a shoe isn’t that big a stretch, but an ADULT SHOE?!? WTF?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

CommentLuv badge

Post Navigation