Either way, here’s the monthly installment of some of the ridiculous things he’s said in the past month.
And no, he wasn’t drunk when he said any of them. It’s a fair question.
Lisa: “Do you know what swagbucks are?”
Matt: “No. But I figure I must have at least a million of them in the bank.”
Matt: “Tinder is like Match.com minus the dignity.”
Lisa: “You don’t know this band?”
Lisa: “It’s Color Me Badd.”
Matt: “Well, color me embarrassed.”
Matt: “There’s a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool One is way more subtle.”
Matt: “I had a dream we went to a strip club for lunch and we had the buffet.”
Lisa: “That sounds….interesting.”
Matt: “Yeah. I wanted to go there for lunch today but I know the buffet isn’t on your diet.”
Lisa: “You don’t like Cosmos?”
Matt: “No. It’s too much animation. Just tell me the things.”