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I just finished watching the entire series of “Breaking Bad.”  Coincidentally, I also began my life-long love of all things that are Aaron Paul.

The two are most definitely related.

Aaron Paul plays one of the main “Breaking Bad” characters, Jesse Pinkman.  Jesse is an aimless druggie who can’t find his way to anything other than a one-hitter box.  Although, I’m sure he could find himself to another kind of box..if you know what I’m saying. <wink wink.>

Yes, that was a crass joke.  I’m writing a post about why a guy who plays a drug dealer is an ideal boyfriend.  I’m not sure why you’d be surprised with a little play on the word “box.”

With every season of “Breaking Bad,” my love for Aaron Paul grew.  The show was amazing and brilliant, as were the double entendres I made during each episode.  Some of those were just downright fantastic.

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What drew me back to the show each time was not only the plot twists, but the amazingly attractive meth-cook, Jesse Pinkman (played by Aaron Paul).

What is it about him that makes him so dreamy? It’s not just that he’s extremely good looking.  That helps, although that’s not the only reason I’d buy whatever Aaron was selling…even if it was blue crystal meth.

It’s that he has so many other qualities that make him so appealing.

He plays a bad boy, which isn’t something I’m normally into, but I found myself wanting to be bad just because it felt so good.

For those reasons, I made a list of why Aaron Paul would be the perfect boyfriend.  One glance at him tells you he’s crazy good looking, so that’s not even going to make the list of reasons he’s perfect.  Duh.  That’s too obvious.

1.  He’s supportive

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There are so many times over the years he has yelled out “Yeah, bitch!”  In fact, when the show won the Golden Globe in 2014 for Best Drama, he accepted the award by yelling this endearing phrase.

What better way to support someone than to yell “Yeah bitch!” when they do something great?

Empty the dishwasher?  “Yeah bitch!

Get a promotion?  “Yeah bitch!

Want to order pizza for dinner instead of cooking?  “Yeah bitch!

Are you sensing a theme?  You should.  It’s support.

2.  He’s a good cook

is the perfect boyfriendI can’t say this for sure, but the meth addicts seem to think he makes good $hit, and I hear they’re pretty picky when it comes to their smack.

He’s also meticulous about having his cooking utensils cleaned properly, which is good, as mama likes a clean kitchen.

I’m not sure if his specialty is just moon juice, or if  he has other signature dishes, but I’d be willing to find out.

That guy knows his way around a kitchen, and by “kitchen” I mean “my lady parts.”

I’d let him heat things up any day.

3.  He’s good with kids

Aaron Paul with baby

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Look at how happy he is with this kid…and it’s a kid he doesn’t even know!  I can only imagine how he would nuzzle a kid when it was his own.  (I can also imagine how he would nuzzle me to make that kid.  I imagine that a lot.)

Not only does he seem comfortable around the kid, the kid seems comfortable around him as well. The kid is practically burying itself into his face.

Actually, I would do the same thing. That beard is just asking for nuzzling.

I’ve never wanted kids but I’d be willing to have them if they were with Aaron Paul.  I think we would have to start trying immediately. We’d practice a lot.

4.  He looks good in a uniform

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Everyone loves a man in uniform, and once again, Aaron Paul delivers.

No one wears a haz-mat suit quite like he does.  Look at the way that yellow makes his face glisten.  He’s positively radiant.

And what else?  HE’S HOLDING A DIFFERENT FRICKING BABY!  (See #3 above for why that’s so awesome).

I never thought haz-mat suits were sexy until Aaron Paul came along.  Why would I?  How many times do you look at your local sewer worker knee-high in waste and think “I’d like to rip that suit off of him and get him really dirty.”

Hopefully not often, but if you do, I’m not here to judge.

Now, however, I see that yellow haz-mat suit in a whole new light…and it’s not just light from the radioactive materials.

5.  He smells really good

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Okay, I don’t know about this one, but I’d love to find out personally.  (HINT: Aaron Paul….let me sniff you.)  He just looks like someone who would smell good.  Right?

I imagine he smells like a forest on a spring day, with just the right mix of pine needles, musk, and Axe body spray.  I’ve tried to recreate the smell with car air fresheners, but I haven’t been able to get it just right.

Maybe I should get the air fresheners from Walt’s car wash.  They probably have a Pinkman scent.  I bet it would be in the shape of a beaker.

I could go on with more reasons why Aaron Paul would be the best boyfriend ever, but I don’t want to convince any of you to go after him.  He’s mine, so hands off.

And what about the fact I’m already married?  No worries.  Matt is cool with my relationship with Aaron Paul, as he knows love knows no bounds (or in the case, it knows nothing based in reality).

Pssst!  Aaron!  Call me.

26 Thoughts on “Why Aaron Paul would be the perfect boyfriend

  1. Loved that series. Hard to get back to watching anything else.
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    • I agree completely! I absolutely fell in love with all the characters and I wanted to find out what happened, but then I was kind of devastated when it was over.

      Have you seen “Orphan Black?” It’s on BBC Canada and it’s positively amazing. It had me hooked the way “Breaking Bad” did, but it doesn’t have nearly as cute of a character. 🙂

  2. Okay I haven’t seen this show yet, I know I know but there are so many others I’m watching that I just don’t have time for it yet. But with that said, if he’s one of the main characters I am definitely going to have to put it on my to watch list.
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    • You must make time for it as it’s worth it! The show is clever and well down, and there are parts that are actually pretty funny. Plus, how can you go wrong with a guy that looks as good as Aaron Paul?

      ANSWER: You can’t.

  3. I need to watch that show. I feel like the only person on the earth who hasn’t seen it.
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    • WATCH IT! We loved it and not just because Aaron Paul is one good looking dude. The plot is good and you just kind of get drawn into it. Isn’t his face enough to make you want to turn on the TV immediately?!

  4. “Let me sniff you.” hahahaha!!!! Thanks for starting my day with a smile!
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  5. Did you watch the Golden Globes? When Breaking Bad won best show, they had him say Yea bitch- or something like it in totally Jesse style. It was great. Love him!
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    • I referenced that Golden Globe thing in my blog post, Kate! Were you so side-tracked by the pictures of Aaron Paul that you couldn’t read all the words on the page? If so, that’s totally fine. I was the same way.

      He said in an interview that people randomly ask him to call them a bitch. I would totally do the same thing! I LOVE THAT GUY!

  6. I’ve been obsessed with “Breaking Bad” since the first episode came out. After the finale I couldn’t even move. What was I going to do with myself now that my Mr. White and Jesse were out of my life forever… I’m still upset about the show ending, but at least when I scrape a few dollar together, I’m going to buy the box set and rewatch my favorite seasons over and over again. lol

    Aaron Paul is hot. I tend to date criminals so I have no problem with him portraying one on screen successfully for many years. The pictures that you posted of him snuggling babies just pushed me over the edge. Remember sharing is caring Lisa. xxoo!!

    Monica
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    • I have no idea why I laughed so hard at your comment about “I tend to date criminals,” but I did. Hey, at least you embrace it. Jesse Pinkman is one criminal I would gladly date…and fondle…

      Remember that although we won’t have “Breaking Bad” anymore, they are starting “Better Call Saul” soon and it’s rumored they will make guest appearances (probably as them in the past).

      So keep your chin up. Until then, if you have Netflix streaming, you can watch almost all of the episodes. It’s really the only thing getting me through this difficult withdrawal from the show. That and wine. Wine helps.

  7. Ok, you’ve convinced me that I need to watch “Breaking Bad” ASAP!!
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    • Allow me to tell you in advance, “You’re welcome.” Give him about a season or so to completely grow on you, and then by the end you will be fist fighting me for him as well.

  8. LMAO!!!! Everything about this is just pure awesome.

    I actually just finished watching the entire series this past weekend. And like you, my love for Aaron grew each episode (don’t worry; you called dibs, I get it). 🙂

    I TOTALLY get the love on this kid. He’s INCREDIBLY handsome and I loved the “bird with broken wing” depiction of his character. He just always WANTED to do well and his love for children was ever-present in the series. Off camera, I heard he might be married though? I’ve heard rumors that he’s a nice guy, and I mean, DUH. Of COURSE he is.

    *SWOOON*
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    • I’m glad you share a love of him, but even more glad you honor my dibs calling. If we can’t rely on the dibs method, what can we rely on?

      I follow him on Instagram and he is married. They got married in 2013 and he seems to be crazy in love with her, which is super sweet. I truly believe he’s a good person, as most of the stuff on the interwebs is super complimentary. I get the sense he’s a normal guy who became famous through a lot of hard work, but at the end of the day, he just wants to have a good time and enjoy life.

      THAT MAKES HIM MORE ATTRACTIVE, DAMNIT!

      He really needs to star in another TV show so I can see him at least once a week. If we can’t work out in real life, I’d like to have a longstanding date with the guy once a week. Is that too much to ask?

  9. Also? He was on The Price is Right years ago, and he acted exactly how you’d imagine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf7YF8DAwjk
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    • That is so fricking awesome! I saw somewhere that he said he had a ton of Red Bulls before he went on the show which was why he was so wired. I just felt so bad for him when he lost the Showcase Showdown over a totally small amount. Poor guy.

      The good news is that he makes a lot more than that now.

      I bet he donates his money to starving kids in Africa. He’s a do-gooder like that.

  10. Christy on January 15, 2014 at 2:58 pm said:

    Um, this was hilarious and I have never seen the show. But I have heard nothing but good things, so we are going to have to make the time to watch it soon. Especially after reading this post!! 🙂

  11. You forgot loyal and generous LOL and a bunch of other really awesome traits I can’t think of right now 🙂
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    • He is totally loyal and generous and caring and selfless. Come to think of it, now that we’re laying out all these characteristics about him, I’m beginning to wonder if he even exists, or if he’s a robot. No one can be this perfect…yet Aaron Paul is.

  12. I haven’t gotten around to watching Breaking Bad but he definitely makes it worth my while to get to it. Sorry sister, but you’ll definitely have to share him 😉
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    • You must watch “Breaking Bad” if for no other reason than 5 seasons of Aaron Paul goodness. He’s in every episode and he just gets better and better. However, there are no naked scenes, nor are there even scenes with his shirt off. I feel so jipped!

      And I WILL fight you for him. I can be scrapy, and I’m a biter. 🙂

  13. I’m so late to the Breaking Bad party. I watched my first episode the week everyone was talking about the series finale. Sad, right? Well, after watching one or two on xfinity, I devoured the rest- like as in devoured like an addict (ironic right?) I finished the whole show in just over two weeks and during that time, I have to agree with you- I was way more sympathetic and enamored with Jesse than any other character in the show, but I have to admit, he ranked high on the eye candy factor alone. Im boohooing that its over. Hmm. Maybe its time to watch all over again and pick up on some of those double entendres I missed the first time around…
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    • I also got addicted (hee hee) to the show! I have no idea how they managed to suck you in but they did. I couldn’t stop. Do you think that’s how addicting the blue meth is? If it’s anything like Aaron Paul without a shirt, then I totally get why it’s so addicting.

      I’m also thinking of watching it again from the beginning. I suspect I will catch a lot of other things that I missed the first time. I also want to watch it to see how Walt changes over the seasons. I think it would be fun to go back and see that happen again.

      But most importantly, I just want more Jesse. So MUCH MORE JESSE! And make the double entendres. It makes it so much more fun!

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