I'm not sure that this photo has anything to do with bosses, but I thought it was awesome.  Enjoy. photo credit: danielhedrick via photopin cc

I’m not sure this photo has anything to do with bosses, but I thought it was awesome. Enjoy.
photo credit: danielhedrick via photopin cc

For some reason, Nickelodeon hasn’t fired me yet.

If only I could say as much for my first job in high school at the grocery store.

<to that boss, let me just say that no one specifically told me I couldn’t comment on people’s groceries as I rang them up.  Perhaps that’s something you should put in the handbook.> 

As of now, NickMom is still publishing me, which is ridiculously awesome.  Today I’m on their site with a fancy decoder chart of what your boss says and what he actually means.

You all know what I’m talking about.  He says one thing and means something completely different.

Fortunately for you, this fancy chart lets you decode those messages.  I’m so good to you.

Yes, you have to go to NickMom to see it.  They need to see that at least 2 people read my piece so I don’t get fired and go the way of Marc Summers.

Ohhh…do you think he’d have a job for me at “Unwrapped?”  I can unwrap food with the best of them.

Some would say I’m even a pro.  Call me, Marc!

Here’s the link to read my fancy decoder.  You know you need to read it now.

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 http://www.nickmom.com/more-lols/boss-to-human-translator/?xid=lisanewlin

 

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6 Thoughts on “Finally! A way to decode what your boss says and what he means

  1. thanks for the translator. now I know why my people look at me like I am insane when I give them a task….
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  2. That was perfection. I swear I’ve heard every single one of those statements… You should make a Rosetta Stone for boss-lingo. I’ll help you record it. It’ll be fabulous.
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  3. I can’t find the link, where is it? KIDDING! Obvy. Heading right over!
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  4. That’s so funny, good work 😀
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