I despise getting pulled over. Granted, there’s a special feeling that comes with knowing whatever speeding ticket I get will just be taken care of later. It’s one of the very few perks of being a lawyer.
Considering I pay far more in the equivalent of student loans each month, I consider it a wash.
Recently, I passed a poor soul who was pulled over for most likely going 1 mile over the speed limit. While pointing and laughing at him as I drove by, I realized there are probably some license plates that would get you pulled over more than the average driver.
What kind of license plates, you ask? Here are a few I came up with.
If you’re thinking of getting a vanity license plate, make sure you don’t get one of these, unless you want to be pulled over regularly. Instead, get something innocuous that’s hard to remember.
That’s what I did.
It works. Just ask Ryan Gosling. That poor guy still hasn’t been able to identify me and my stalker-mobile when I’m parked outside his home “keeping an eye on things.”**
**I think you know what I mean by “things.”