Yes, you read that right!  I’m now a published author, and have a piece in the book, “You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth’ And Other Things You’ll Only Hear From Your Friends In The Powder Room which was released today.

Obviously, since I’m in it, you know the quality is top notch, and the other writers are equally hilarious. Honestly, I have no idea how I was asked to write for this book, but I’m not going to knock it.

I suspect they really wanted to ask Lisa Lampanelli instead, and just confused email addresses.

Whatever the reason, I’ll take it!  I just hope they don’t realize Lisa Lampanelli isn’t in this book.

So please, oh please, check out this book, and by “check out this book” I mean buy it.  Don’t check it out at the library, as that’s lame.  I mean, who uses libraries anymore?  Okay, lots of people do, but whatever.

BUY THE BOOK!

It’s available for Kindle and in paperback, and I believe more options will be released soon.

Please note one of the other options coming soon is not for me to come to your house and read it to you personally, although that could be an option if you pay me in cupcakes and Chipotle gift cards.

Lipstick photoIf you’re interested in the exciting possibility of a live reading, please contact my agent at info@lisanewlin.com. Sure, that looks like it’s just my email address to my blog, but my super important agent checks it from there as she likes to keep a low profile.

Okay, my agent is me, but whatever.

Seriously.  Please buy the book and tell everyone you know to buy it too. Perhaps you should just buy a bulk order and send it to everyone you know. I can guarantee you will laugh.

Come to think of it, you should buy a package of Depends when you buy the book because you’ll probably pee your pants with laughter (especially if you’ve had children and the resulting loss of bladder control that’s a side-effect of giving birth.)

I will stop babbling now because you’re going to go buy the book.  It’s currently in the top 50 on the Amazon Best Seller List for Humor, so obviously lots of other people love it too.

Either that, or my mom is taking out a second mortgage to purchase all the books she can.  Either/Or.  Just buy it.

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**On a serious note, thank you to every one of you who read this blog.  I couldn’t do this without your support and I’m so grateful for each of you.  Although I know many of you, there are many I don’t know, which is perhaps the coolest part of all of this.  You all make me believe it’s possible to achieve my dream of becoming a humor writer.  THANK YOU!**

 

 

39 Thoughts on “Look Out Jenny Lawson (The Bloggess)! I’m Published In A Book…For Humor!

  1. Congratulations! That’s exciting news!
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  2. Congratulations! So well deserved and I am absolutely buying this book (I’ve already got the Depends so I consider that a money saver).
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  3. Yay Lisa!! I won’t have to feel like such a loser for my bladder control issues now. Can’t wait to read it!! Congrats!
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  4. Congratulations, Lisa!! This could not be more cool. I am looking forward to reading your part, as well as all of the other ladies. I am a big fan of In the Powder Room! So excited for you.
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  5. Congrats, Lisa! Looking forward to reading the book…if the other contributors are as funny as you are I will definitely need Depends 🙂
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    • Thanks Dana! I can promise you the other writers are hilarious. Honestly, many of them are not only amazing writers but amazing people too. I think that’s why I’m so honored to be part of this book. The women are hilarious and awesome. I hope I can live up to the hype.

      Let me know what you think of it. Mine is about how going to the gyno and going to the DMV are basically the same thing. They are, right?
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  6. YEEEEHAW!!!!!
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  7. Nice work. I will buy it if you’ll come read it live to me while I sit and drink beer in Soulard or someplace where I can be outside and laugh at people as they walk by but say no, not you sir with the hilarious hat, I’m laughing at this book that’s being read to me by this woman sitting on the ground over here.
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  8. Congrats Funny lady. The red lipstick is great, but I think maybe pink is a better color on you?
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  9. Woo hoo! So excited for you!! Hope you sell a million copies. To be published is something special.
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  10. Can’t wait to read it! If you’re in it, how can we go wrong? 🙂
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  11. You SOOOOO DESERVE this Lisa!!! What an honor and privilege to “know” you!!! 🙂 Keep up the GREAT work!!!
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  12. Awesome, Lisa!! So many of my bloggy friends are in this book…feels so good! And, will definitely buy it!
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  13. Congrats, so proud of you! Can’t wait to read it 🙂
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  14. I’m so excited for you!!! You deserve it because you are HIL-arious, lady! Nice job! Looking forward to checking it out…I mean, buying it!
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  15. Congratulations! That is so fantastic!
    It looks like a good coffee table book that you could just pick up and read parts of little by little.
    Will definitely take a gander.
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  16. Well look out, you are just doing all sorts of thangs! I’m so excited for you. Also, I’m going to tweet this to my peeps. Congrats!
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  17. I hope you remember all us little people someday when you’re rocking the bling bikinis in Vegas on the regular. Seriously, congratulations Lisa! You rock and I’m glad the person choosing writers for this book knew it!!!
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  18. Dude. Are you frickin’ kidding me? I totally thought you were Lisa Lampanelli. SHIT! Well, fortunately, your story about the similarities between going to the DMV and the GYNO is SO DAMN FUNNY that I don’t think readers will mind when they discover your aren’t that other Lisa. Seriously though, so honored to have you as a co-author. Big things in store for you, funny lady. Hugs! (Not drugs…unless those drugs have a really reasonable co-pay, then fine.)
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    • Thanks for including me. I hope I don’t let you down, or if I do, I hope your co-pay is reasonable enough to allow you to cope with the disappointment.

      I sent you a few more pieces for ITPR about a month ago, but I figure you’ve been swamped with the book. Whenever you’re ready, there are two ready to go!

      I’m pretty sure you need to come up for the Meet Me In St. Louis…In the Powder Room book signing. Yes, it’s happening.
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  19. Congratulations! That’s awesome….. oh psst, you’ve got something on your teeth 😛
    Thanks for hooking up to the Hump Day hook up
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  20. There is no way that they mistook you for Lampanelli. You seem like you sleep with WAY fewer random guys, and spend WAY less time in rehab.

    Annnnd thanks for helping me spend cash today. 🙂 CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!
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    • Thank you for thinking I’m way less slutty than Lisa Lampanelli, I agree, and think I’m cuter too…and I don’t have man hands.

      Thanks for buying the book! I genuinely think it’s hysterical, and not just because I’m in it. I will be shocked if you don’t thoroughly enjoy it.

      Let me know what you think, and thank you so much for reading and commenting. 🙂

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