Yes, you read that right! I’m now a published author, and have a piece in the book, “‘You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth’ And Other Things You’ll Only Hear From Your Friends In The Powder Room“ which was released today.
Obviously, since I’m in it, you know the quality is top notch, and the other writers are equally hilarious. Honestly, I have no idea how I was asked to write for this book, but I’m not going to knock it.
I suspect they really wanted to ask Lisa Lampanelli instead, and just confused email addresses.
Whatever the reason, I’ll take it! I just hope they don’t realize Lisa Lampanelli isn’t in this book.
So please, oh please, check out this book, and by “check out this book” I mean buy it. Don’t check it out at the library, as that’s lame. I mean, who uses libraries anymore? Okay, lots of people do, but whatever.
BUY THE BOOK!
It’s available for Kindle and in paperback, and I believe more options will be released soon.
Please note one of the other options coming soon is not for me to come to your house and read it to you personally, although that could be an option if you pay me in cupcakes and Chipotle gift cards.
If you’re interested in the exciting possibility of a live reading, please contact my agent at firstname.lastname@example.org. Sure, that looks like it’s just my email address to my blog, but my super important agent checks it from there as she likes to keep a low profile.
Okay, my agent is me, but whatever.
Seriously. Please buy the book and tell everyone you know to buy it too. Perhaps you should just buy a bulk order and send it to everyone you know. I can guarantee you will laugh.
Come to think of it, you should buy a package of Depends when you buy the book because you’ll probably pee your pants with laughter (especially if you’ve had children and the resulting loss of bladder control that’s a side-effect of giving birth.)
I will stop babbling now because you’re going to go buy the book. It’s currently in the top 50 on the Amazon Best Seller List for Humor, so obviously lots of other people love it too.
Either that, or my mom is taking out a second mortgage to purchase all the books she can. Either/Or. Just buy it.
**On a serious note, thank you to every one of you who read this blog. I couldn’t do this without your support and I’m so grateful for each of you. Although I know many of you, there are many I don’t know, which is perhaps the coolest part of all of this. You all make me believe it’s possible to achieve my dream of becoming a humor writer. THANK YOU!**