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I don’t mean to brag (yes I do), but I have another post published with Yahoo! Voices.  It’s about how I continue to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians despite the fact it makes me want to poke my eyes out and pour acid on my brain.

Come to think of it, watching the show is just like pouring acid on my brain.

Either way, you should read it because:

1.  I will cry if you don’t

2.  It’s an awesome post

3.  If you don’t, I will submit your name and contact information to The Church of Scientology and tell them you’re interested in being personally contacted.

You don’t want that.

No one wants that.


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22 Thoughts on “Why Do I Keep Up With the Kardashians?

  1. Of to read it now because I do not want those crazies after me…there is a whole gaggle of them not far from me…I mean Clearwater, FL is kinda their mother-ship and I live in St. Pete. Scary!!
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    • You live in St. Pete? We were there 2 years ago for a wedding. We stayed on some strip of hotels. I’m sure you totally know where that is. 😉

      I also bought a strapless bra at a mall around there. I still wear it!

      And I don’t know how that’s a “religion” or how people believe in it. What a bunch of crazies!

      • – Yep moved here in 2007.
        – I know exactly where you are talking about 😉 Cause there are only thousands of those.
        – You are still wearing a bra you bought 2 years ago?! How the hell do you do it.
        -The are indeed crazy…Jim Jones Kool-Aid kinda crazy if you know what I mean.
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  2. *Off to read it that is!
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  3. Lisa, I just want to be on record that I DID in fact, read the article because I seriously do not want my name on that list! 🙂 First, congrats on the article, well deserved, of course. Love your take on Bruce and SO agree! However, I can’t watch or even the “K” word, because I think my blood pressure rises to stroke level. Though I have to be honest, I’m waiting with bated breath for your take on KK;s new world of motherhood! 🙂 Have a great weekend!
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  4. Because I was not in the mood to be contacted by the Church of Bat-Sh*t Crazy (or whatever it is these crazy kids call Scientology today), I decided to go to the post. That and the fact that I wonder why people actually keep up with the Talentless Kardashians. And by people, I mean my friends. And by my friends, I mean me. Why are they so enthralling?!
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    • I love this comment! And you’re right, why do we find them so enthralling? I think it’s because they’re so ridiculous and over the top, and it’s a train wreck to watch.

      I really enjoy watching Bruce being annoyed with them. It’s the best part to me.

  5. Off to read right now because I truly do not need anymore crazies in my life (have enough of those in my house lol) and by the way I have only seen one episode of that show (technically part of an episode) and ummm my brain was so fried I could hardly change the channel

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    • The show really sucks the life out of you, but I still come back for more. It’s ridiculous and totally fake (just like they are), but I find it fascinating and if it’s on the tv, I won’t change the channel.

  6. “They’re like zits. No one likes them, they’re hard to get rid of, and they look better when slathered in at least one inch of makeup.” So freakin’ brilliant and true. Well done, sweetie.

  7. Woman. Your awesomeness is getting out of control. Seriously. You’ve gotta tone it down.
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  8. Lisa,

    I have to tell you I have NEVER watched their show, for the exact reasons you listed. Love, love, love this post. You are truly the laughter in my day. I know – I need to get a life!

    • Thank you so much, Kelly! Your comment made my day. I love that I’m the laughter in your day. I can’t tell you how much that means to me! I never know if people like what I write so telling me that means so much.

      And no, you don’t need to get a life. You need to keep doing exactly as you’re doing. 🙂

  9. Look at you being all famous. Heading there now.
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  10. hahahahaha! I loved the article! I’m still wondering how they all got popular to begin with! I hope they don’t make another spin off, especially now that North West is born (Why would you name your baby that?!?). I ean what woud they call it? Kim Loves Kanye?? LOL!!! Thanks so much for sharing with us @ My Favorite Posts SHOW OFF Weekend Blog Party!

    The Wondering Brain
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    • Kim Loves Kanye is the PERFECT name for the series…or North by Northwest would be another good one, as a take off of South by Southwest.

      From what my Us Weekly says (which is a totally legit magazine that’s in the know), Kayne doesn’t want to be on the show because he’s too good for it.

      I think it’s because he’s a royal douchebag and he doesn’t want people to see it.


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