Guess what?! Seriously, guess.
If you read the title of this post, you should have a clue. If not, I’m not going to give you more, as you obviously don’t appreciate the one that was given to you.
And why would you read this post without reading the title first? Nevermind, I’m sure you just blindly read whatever I write because it makes you realize your life isn’t so bad.
I get it.
Anyway, back to me.
I wrote a post about what I learned from Sandra Bullock, and it’s on Yahoo! That’s right, as in Yahoo!, the search engine you used to use before Google, but now that Yahoo! has published something of mine, you’re going to go back to using it and tell Google to suck it.
Google, If you don’t want my minions to tell you to suck it, you should publish my work too.
Just kidding, Google. I love you.
Seriously though, back to me.
So please click the link and read my post about what I learned from Sandra Bullock and her movies. As always, the post is not inspirational, nor is it grammatically correct.
Hopefully, however, it will give you a chuckle.
If not, slam a Diet Coke and read it again. It will come around.
As always, you guys are so awesome and I appreciate your support of my writing. This really is a dream for me and without my loyal readers, none of this would be possible. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.