I know every day you all sit with baited breath awaiting each of my posts.  You ask yourselves “Will there be a post today?  I just need more Lisa Newlin!”  I totally understand.  I would be the same way if I wasn’t around me constantly.  I’m lucky that way.

So grab a breath mint for your baited breath and get ready to read.  I don’t know what baited breath is, but I assume it smells like fish bait, which I assume smells bad.  So I guess what I’m saying, in a way, is that all of you have bad breath.  Errr……any….way……

Back on topic…I am here to make your dreams come true! (Or as my husband says almost everyday when he goes to work, “I’m headed to work where I’m MDCT.”  (Making Dreams Come True.)  My husband can be a real douche, but I, on the other hand am clearly awesome and ready to hand out some serious prizes.  I feel like Oprah with all this wish granting.

As you can see from my fantastico blog headers, I’ve added a new tab for links to some of my published columns.  Yeah, that’s right, there’s lots more stuff to read!  So look at the top of the blog and click on the hilariously titled header “I’m Legit!  Mah Published Works” and get to reading.

Okay, okay, I didn’t so much add the tab, as my friend at www.driedonmilk.com did.  I don’t know what I’m doing with this blog.  I can barely type coherently let alone be involved with web design. Come on, now.  You know me better than that.

So, back to the header.  You really need to focus.  Clicking on the new header will take you to a page with links to different places where my columns are published.  As you know, I write a syndicated column that’s published in  various newspapers and magazines across the U.S.  Why someone publishes my work remains a mystery, but I go with it. (And if you don’t know about  my columns, then you haven’t read all my blog posts and you should be punished.  Your punishment shall be to read all my blog posts.)

Get excited, because now you have several new installments of my antics and musings to read.  Don’t worry, they are still mostly nonsensical and just because they’re published in fancy periodicals doesn’t mean I talk in a sophisticated voice and use big words.  I don’t.  However, since I’m a lawyer in real life, I typically write columns about being a lawyer and being all professional and stuff.  Hence, when I say I’m legit.

I think we all know I’m not really that professional, but please go with it.  Someone from my work might actually read this blog and we don’t want to burst that bubble.

The locations attached to the links are not the only places where my columns are published, but these are the only places I could find on line that had links you didn’t have to pay for.  Because I care about my readers and know you’d rather spend your money on links that result in something more exciting than me complaining about spandex, I’ve included links to the free stuff.  You’re welcome.

So enjoy some new posts free of charge, because that’s how I like to do.  And if you know of any newspaper, web page, magazine or journal that is crazy enough to want to pick up my column, let me know.  Sorry, I had to do a shameless plug.  It’s pathetic, but it’s the least you could do since I didn’t make you pay for any of the links.

Enjoy!

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