I’m not a huge hockey fan, but what I am a fan of is dimples and a sexy butt. (This is one of the primary reasons I married my husband. That, and he’s a really good dancer.) I don’t follow hockey regularly, (if I want to watch two people beat each other up, I’ll just watch my neighbors get into it across the street…and the hot dogs and beer are cheaper at my house).

However, I feel like as a St. Louis resident, I should at least be able to identify the regular players on the St. Louis Blues hockey team. Not so much to talk to them about hockey, but to reserve judgment if they talk to me and (1) sound hoosier and (2) are missing teeth.

One of the most dreamy of the St. Louis Blues is the assistant captain, Alex Steen. Yummy. I feel like I should insert some lame joke here about how I wouldn’t mind melting the ice with that hottie, or make some inappropriate comment about a word that rhymes with puck.

But I’m classy, and you expect more from me out of a blog post, so I won’t stoop to that level. You’re welcome.

steen.pngLast week I went on a date with Alex Steen. Okay, well maybe he didn’t see it as a date, but I did. I talked to my husband about it, so don’t think you need to keep this dirty little secret for me (although that would be a great way to find out if he reads my blog).

The date occurred last Monday night. Okay, I realize Monday night isn’t a typical date night, but I’m no typical girl. It started out as a meeting for an animal rescue group I work with.

It was at a restaurant/bar and we had our meeting initially, and then a handful of people (the dedicated ones), stayed to drink more. Hey, we wanted to support the establishment for supporting our cause.

Later in the evening is when my date, Alex Steen, stopped by. And although I was a few drinks in, I can assure you it was him. Other people saw us together and they can corroborate.

I promise. Granted, we were sitting around with a group of about five of us, but I’m pretty sure this evening counted as a date with Alex Steen. Here’s why:

1. He paid for my dinner and drinks

Okay, so he paid for everyone’s dinner and drinks, but whatever. That’s just the kind of guy he is. I secretly think he paid the tab because he heard about the kind of girl I used to be, and was hoping to get some over-the-shirt boob action. (He totally could have).

How many dates do you go on where the guy pays for the meal and drinks? If you’re a smart dater, (and I am), those are the only dates you go on. If a guy doesn’t pay on the first date, then I didn’t return his call for the second. Any guy I went out with needed to learn early that this girl likes to eat, and he was going to have to support that habit.

Picking up the tab on a first date is customary when the guy is interested in the woman and wants to see more of her. This is obviously what happened here.

steen and dog

2. He touched my leg more than once

Yeah, that’s right. He touched my leg. I shall never wash those pants again…if only they were my Pajama Jeans! Several times throughout the night his hand and arm brushed upon my leg.

I’m sure he will say it was an accident, and we were sitting so close that it was inevitable that he would brush up against me from time to time. But we all know the truth. He wanted a piece of this sassy body comprised of Chipotle, vodka, and rocky road ice cream.

He sooo wanted me.

3. We talked about our common interests

Here he is rescuing a puppy with the rescue I work with.

Here he is rescuing a puppy with the rescue I work with.

I love dogs. Shocking, right? Guess who else loves dogs? Alex Steen! We are a perfect match! I mean, how many people on this planet share a love of dogs?

Wait…um…that might be a lot…but he shares my love of this particular rescue I volunteer with, which rescues abandoned, abused, and stray animals. Doesn’t that equal a love connection?

I mean, many of my friends also love this organization and I’m not planning our weekend getaway together (it would be at a Four Seasons resort and spa), but Alex and I share a true bond.

Just ask him.

4. He laughed at my jokes

Isn’t that another sign of a good first date? He regularly laughed at my jokes and even engaged in discussion with me.

Okay, maybe they weren’t so much jokes, as just sentences I made; and maybe they weren’t so much sentences as incoherent comments with a string of conjunctions strewn in between.

Whatever the reason, he was laughing at the same time I was, which is fine with me. Whomever said “as long as they are laughing with you and not at you” is an idiot and has clearly never laid eyes on Alex Steen.

5. He looked longingly into my eyes

Yes, he looked longingly. Okay, maybe it wasn’t longingly so much as he was looking in my eyes to see if I was sober enough to drive home, but either way, he looked into my eyes. Can you say that about the dreamy Steenster? (That’s my new nickname for him. We totally hit it off.)

He obviously cares about me as he didn’t want me to drive home if I wasn’t sober enough to do so. He really has my back and obviously wanted me to be safe so he can see me again soon. I’m sure it didn’t have anything to do with the fact that he is in the middle of playoffs for the Stanley Cup and he didn’t want to be associated with scandal that would result in his “girlfriend” getting in a car accident.

He probably just didn’t want the stress of worrying about me when he needs to focus on the game. He’s such a caring guy.

So there you have it; all the reasons why last Monday I had a date with Alex Steen. Don’t be too jealous, as you can watch him on TV as you root for The St. Louis Blues in the playoffs.

But hands off the Steenster. He’s mine.

11 Thoughts on “My totally legitimate, not at all made up date with Blues player Alex Steen

  1. Ha! I loved this and you cracked my ass up. However, I have to disclose the fact that I’m a HUGE hockey fan, second only to baseball. I even interned with two professional hockey teams in college and let me tell you, it was pretty much the coolest thing ever and to this day, I can’t resist a Canadian accent. Or a jersey. I’ve said too much.

    But my point is that if you guys end up getting married in some weird reverse Sister/Wives thing with you, your husband and Steen, I want an invite to the party. He’s bound to bring all his hockey friends and teammates and well, someone has to keep them entertained, right?
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    • Abby,

      If I ever get caught in a sister wife love triangle with some hockey players, you will be the first to know. Actually, my husband will probably be the first to know…but then after him, it will be you.

      Some of those hockey players are hot. I used to live in a condo over by a bar where are the Blues would go. I never approached any of them, as that isn’t my style, but their accents were always so funny to listen to. Some were obviously foreign accents, but others were straight hoosier. I liked those too!

      I’ll keep you posted on the sister wife thing. There’s no one I’d rather be a sister wife with. 🙂
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  2. Totally jealous and sounded like a great Monday night!! 🙂
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  3. This was hysterically plausible! Not a hockey fan, but I’m an obsessed Angels baseball fan, and shall now be referring to my main squeeze as the Troutster =)

    • Sue,

      I’m so glad you agree this was completely plausible. I mean, it was clear he wanted me. Do you know what’s funny? A friend of mine at the shelter showed him this post a few days later and he thought it was funny. Um, clearly we’re soul mates.

      You should totally call your main squeeze the Troutster! But own it, because if you’re wishy washy on it, that nickname could sound like the nickname of a child molester…or a fisherman.

      Thanks for reading and commenting!

  4. Considering that I’m a somewhat sane, 50-something dog lover and Mikey (as I have affectionately been referring to him heretofore) is younger than my youngest son, ownership requires a certain amount of restraint. Keep writing, and I’ll keep reading!
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  5. I have no idea who you are talking about, but I laughed the whole way through.
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    • Yay! I’m glad you liked it. I’m not a hockey girl, but St. Louis is a hockey town (after our beloved Cardinals baseball, of course). Alex Steen is one of the stars of the hockey team and he’s super hunky.

      See, this is another example of charity work giving back to those who volunteer. I mean, I get to stare at him, which is the perfect payback. It’s what it’s all about, really.

      Like the hokey pokey.

  6. I don’t know how I am just seeing this article but it is awesome! I do have to tell that Alexander is also my “boyfriend” and we had a “date” similar to yours last year. I thoroughly enjoyed your article and don’t even want to drop the gloves with you for stealing my man lol. Just wanted to say hello from one Steen fan to another!!

    • I’m really glad we’re able to resolve this amicably. I’d hate to have to have a throw down for Alex Steen’s attention. But I’d do it if I had to. He’s worth it.

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