I’ve got nothing. Not a single thing I can think of to write about. I know. It’s crazy, right? My life is usually filled with ridiculous stories and embarrassing moments, most of which involve me either accidentally showing a body part, or saying something to get me kicked out of an establishment.
What can I say? I’m classy.
But for the last few weeks, I’ve been at a complete loss as to what to write about. Bear with me. I’m not giving up on the blog. I just can’t think of anything to write about other than my standard go-to topics of farts, food and friendship.
So, if any of you have ideas for things I can write about, please comment on this post about your idea and hopefully your creativeness will inspire me to write something entertaining for you to read.
Otherwise, I will be forced to watch reruns of The Nanny and poke my eyes out with a fork. Don’t let me do that. Help a sister out!