helpI’ve got nothing.  Not a single thing I can think of to write about.  I know.  It’s crazy, right?  My life is usually filled with ridiculous stories and embarrassing moments, most of which involve me either accidentally showing a body part, or saying something to get me kicked out of an establishment.

What can I say?  I’m classy.

But for the last few weeks, I’ve been at a complete loss as to what to write about.  Bear with me.  I’m not giving up on the blog.  I just can’t think of anything to write about other than my standard go-to topics of farts, food and friendship.

So, if any of you have ideas for things I can write about, please comment on this post about your idea and hopefully your creativeness will inspire me to write something entertaining for you to read.

Otherwise, I will be forced to watch reruns of The Nanny and poke my eyes out with a fork.  Don’t let me do that.  Help a sister out!